1. ugh, it's a good day. sittin on my front porch, drinkin a beer, creating elaborate art on my keratin outgrowths.


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Title: The District, Outtake 1: The Au Pair
Author: Rave (dorkorific)
Fandoms: Football RPF AU
Characters: Xabi Alonso, Mats Hummels, Steven Gerrard
Disclaimer: I probably don't have to tell you that this entire premise is ludicrous.
Warnings: explicit sex, voyeurism(?), power-play-ish themes
Summary: Political AU; Xabi meets the guy taking care of Stevie's ( Read more... )

Title: The District (6/?)
Author: Rave (dorkorific)
Fandoms: Football RPF. The West Wing (eventually). Punditfic.
Characters: Xabi Alonso, Steven Gerrard, Cesc Fabregas, Iker Casillas. Full, [not yet]-updated cast list here.
Disclaimer: Surely I don't have to tell you that this entire premise is ludicrous.
Warnings: None.
Summary: AU. Iker Casillas, a young ( Read more... )

Title: The District (5/?)
Author: Rave (dorkorific)
Fandoms: Football RPF. The West Wing (eventually). Punditfic.
Characters: Include but are not limited to: Steven Gerrard, Michael Owen, Xabi Alonso, Yossi Benayoun, Pepe Reina, Iker Casillas, Meghan Stapleton, Chad Ochocinco, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka, Xavi Hernandez, David Villa, Gerard Pique, Carles Puyol, ( Read more... )

Title: The District (4/?)
Author: Rave (dorkorific)
Fandoms: Football RPF. The West Wing (eventually). Punditfic.
Characters: Include but are not limited to: Iker Casillas, Cesc Fabregas, Xabi Alonso, Jose Mourinho, Sian Massey, Steven Gerrard, Alex Curran (oh my god it's a manageable-sized cast today, what is going on). Full, hopefully-updated cast list ( Read more... )

Title: The District (3/?)
Author: Rave (dorkorific)
Fandoms: Football RPF. The West Wing (eventually). Punditfic.
Characters: Include but are not limited to: Steven Gerrard, Alex Curran, Xabi Alonso, Iker Casillas, Pepe Ferreira, Sergio Ramos, Gerard Pique, Jack Wilshire, Cesc Fabregas, Carlota Fabregas, Nagore Aramburu, Mikel Alonso, Rahm Emanuel and Chad ( Read more... )

Title: The District (2/?)
Author: Rave (dorkorific)
Fandoms: Football RPF. The West Wing (eventually). Punditfic.
Characters: Include but are not limited to: Iker Casillas, Xabi Alonso, Steven Gerrard, Pepe Reina, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaká, Bojan Krkic, Leo Messi, David Villa, Victor Valdés, Gerard Pique, Carles Puyol, Cesc Fabregas, Rachel Maddow, Raul ( Read more... )

Title: The District (1/?)
Author: Rave (dorkorific)
Fandoms: Football RPF. The West Wing. Punditfic.
Characters: Include but are not limited to: Iker Casillas, Xabi Alonso, Cristiano Ronaldo, Mesut Ozil, Marcelo, Xavi Hernandez, Gerard Pique, David Villa, Jose Mourinho, Cesc Fabregas, Fernando Torres, Steven Gerrard, Pepe Reina, David Silva, jesus, just, a ( Read more... )

Okay so. I don't even -- I feel like I should have some kind of personal entry here? I don't know. I spent Christmas in a little lodge in the nearly-inaccessible rainforest foothills of the Osa Peninsula, no phones/internet except one satellite phone that cost $10 to use, and it was so stunningly beautiful and amazing that I actually cried when I ( Read more... )

...I got sucked into some kind of insane political football AU that like. I don't even understand its hold on me. It's 8,000 words long right now. It has a cast list of ninety-seven. I know this because I made an ACTUAL "DRAMATIS PERSONAE," ILLUSTRATED, SO THAT I COULD KEEP MY SHIT STRAIGHT. what what what WHAT is going on. I think it is because I ( Read more... )